Wookiee Smuggler

1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.

2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"

by Crabex February 23, 2009

Corn Smuggler

A Schuykill County, PA way to say to say Cock Sucker.

Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!

by SkookLyn September 18, 2012

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.

Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.

by Conway1014 December 27, 2015

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

snuggly

A measure of the warmth and comfort gained from an object if it were to be snuggle hugged.

That crocodile is not very snuggly.
That teddy bear is very snuggly.

by waffle November 3, 2003

Smuggle Rasins

To have protruding nipples out of ones shirt

Man that girl is smuggling rasins even though she is in a sweater!

by Brendonn May 1, 2005