Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009

scrattocks

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

by Liger November 19, 2004

Yeasty Scratch Hole

A very offensive term for the front bottom of a less then desireable female.

Ollie: Get your yeasty scratch hole out, you slag!
Young lady: Thats the most offensive thing anyones ever said to me!

by BristolBaron April 23, 2006

pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina

Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

scratch

cash money!!

I suspect you're just doing it for the scratch

by || WOA || December 1, 2001

scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

by ezwages August 12, 2006

scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.

"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"

by MC$uspect June 26, 2019