smort

Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself

Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door

by melmo May 13, 2005

Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.

Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...

by iQue el fuck! December 24, 2008

smarted

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

SmarterChild

A funny AIM bot. Is so remarkably dumb, it's hilarious.

Me: Don't be stupid.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be stupid?
Me: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Hmm... whatever, Supreme Master.

by hahahiwin November 14, 2004

Messy Smore

When your performing anal sex with a girl, you cum inside her ass. Then she shits with the cum still with it making it look like chocolate and melted marshmallows inside the graham cracker (butt cheeks). After she has those two things mixed together in her ass you eat it, which will get thing all messy.

One night me and this girl were by the fire and she made a delicious messy smore for me.

by nitsuj2010 January 10, 2009