Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

by rolling_star October 24, 2010

Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

Smooth June

A little fondle here and there in your rear end. No entry, but definitely skimming the border.

"Guys Louis the Child just gave me the soupiest smooth june"

"Say maj"
"Maj"

by 69kinkychinky69 September 8, 2016

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.

by Mike N. Ike April 3, 2019

Smoothio

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

by Flax Glor November 30, 2006