The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.

"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"

by MoonPye March 22, 2021

smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Smokey Tater

When you stick a juul up someone’s butt and suck

Those boys were doing the Smokey tater.

by Rosiecredit June 8, 2018

smokey bloke

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

by bigtrn January 8, 2021

Smokey Oakey

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.

"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."

by banditnarrator March 9, 2018

Smokey Pancake

A pack of cigarettes

Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.

by RabbleRable October 16, 2009

Smokeys Mum

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.

Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015