smithyboobear

smithyboobear is the sexiest most hottest person ever. you should go ask them out on a date, because even though it is impossible, they might be single😏

ugh, i wish smithyboobear would ask me out they are so sexy.

by smithyboobear/smithypoo September 5, 2021

Smish

Verb; To synergistically combine for creation

I had to smish all my interests to create this idea

by TheSmish November 26, 2022

Smashy Mouth

If you don't shut your mouth I'll smack ur mouth.

OMG. Did he just smashy Mouth her so hard her lips were bleeding

by anonymous March 29, 2023

wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

by X3697bo May 31, 2016

Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!

"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"

by Phil Fee September 20, 2003

smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.

"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."

by plincodestroy December 9, 2008

smishnin

To explain something awkard, funny, weird, or anything else

"Wow! that's really smishnin"
"Stop smishing"
"Smishnin?"

by Bill Huston February 4, 2006