Smegle

to insult someone online without any consideration of social etiquette or people's feelings, and feeling no remorse. Can also be adapted for day to day use.

On someone's photo on Facebook: "Hey, you look really ugly in this photo."
Reply post: "Did you just Smegle me?"

Guy: "Hey man you stink!"
2nd Guy: "Fuck you Smegle!"

by FBAvenger October 27, 2012

Smeg hat

A small condom like device which is placed on the end of your bell to avoid smeg removal when you have a shower. This is done for a variety of reasons but mostly to pull the "smeg fridge" prank.

Shit! I forgot to wear my smeg hat and now my dick is all clean.

by Analex127 September 19, 2009

smega

Short for "super megaphone". Often used on Maple Story.

u can buy smegas from the cash shop

by 914ian914 January 10, 2008

sieg

victory salute accompanied with a hand gesture

He straightened up and raised his hand, proudly proclaiming, "Sieg!"

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg peg

An unwashed penis.

'Dude I havn't washed in a week, Check out my smeg peg'

by \/\/3z September 28, 2008

smeg

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.

Rimmer is such a smeg-head

smeg off

this really smegging sucks

by Jimmy Kline April 24, 2006