Slacksquatch

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

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Wet Smack

The sound a person , presumably male , makes when having sex and his testicles slap against his partner's skin.

"I wet smacked Carol last week so that she would make me a sandwich "

by Locomon007 May 12, 2014

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just smack it

Another way of saying to get things done. Just do it, but so much quicker and so much better. Once you commit to smacking it, you have to follow through. "Smack it"- Do it. "Let's smack this"- Let's do this. Made famous through Casey Neistat's video, "just SMACK IT."

"Just smack it."-Dan "Let's smack this." -Dan "C'mon dude let's smack that."-Dan "Should we just smack that?"- Dan

by The Fountain of Wisdom May 28, 2018

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Smacka' Jay

When something is pissing you off to the level of a pissed off rhinoceros. You should hit someone AKA Smacka' Jay.

Andrew: Dude, this whole day sucks. I just wanna go home.
Brandon: Stfu, you are pissing off. Imma' smacka' jay at ya.
*Smacka' Jay* Andrew is on the floor crying from hurting, I did the K.O. Smacka' Jay fury hit.

by senorvladdy May 3, 2010

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Sandwich Skin Sacks

Floppy triangular titties

Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally

She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

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booboo smack

to successfully smash an attractive coworker or friend, especially pertaining to a female subordinate or intern

"That big investment banking boss was booboo smacking all those interns last summer. I hope one of them got an offer even though it's a little boutique shop"

by BGswag August 19, 2018

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