term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
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I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
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The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
The fun and delicous act of spreading a female's anus cheecks, and then blowing the male's load into the female's asshole. As the asshole being a substitute for a cup, the other female slurps out the cum from the anus, creating a Scottish Slurpee
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2)To slander /to be slack tongued/an aspersion or disparaging remark
3)To say something that is ridiculous , inarticulate or purely obtuse
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3)To say something that is ridiculous , inarticulate or purely obtuse
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2)i waz goingz therez
3)Stop using derisory racist slurs
4)yaooo maan u dawgy dog.(??wth is that)
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3)Stop using derisory racist slurs
4)yaooo maan u dawgy dog.(??wth is that)
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