Slurshy Mcgurshy

Slurshy Mcgurshy.
So drunk that you can barely talk. Unable to pronounce the simplest words when drunk.
Slurring your words.

Jackie got drunk again last night, he was all slurshy Mcgurshy and no one could understand what the hell he was talking about.
Come on let's go to the bar and get Slurshy Mcgurshy.

by Ottomanic November 25, 2020

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Slurconut

A slurconut is the object that the game 'Slurconut Catch' is centred around. It has an outer fibrous husk, a hard shell, and a nut that contains edible meat and liquid. It also contains a hole in the top, typically around 5 inches wide, in which paper strips are thrown in with suggested words written on them.

George Washington: Hey James, catch the slurconut!

James: Okay. Here I go.

George Washington: Wow James, that was a grand catch!

by craigtuckerkarkatvantasroblox6 April 9, 2023

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Slurconut Catch

Slurconut catch is a sport in which you throw the 'Slurconut' in a circle of 3-20 people, to the person on your right. When catching the Slurconut, one must reach into it's hole and take out a slip of paper, typically with a slur on it, and say it out loud. The last person to chicken out is the Slurconutter.

John: Hey dude, do you want to play a quick game of Slurconut Catch?
David: Yessir. I bought my Slurconut today!

by craigtuckerkarkatvantasroblox6 April 9, 2023

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Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

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