Slide into the DM's

When you start a direct message chain on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, with the hopes of acquiring the booty.

Shawn: Bruh, have you seen Aurora's Instagram lately?
Christian: YEAH! I'm about to slide into the DM's on that right now.
Shawn: She won't respond to you.
Christian: Check it.
Shawn: A successful slide.

by Dr.Business May 20, 2015

New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

by Bob Growler January 1, 2009

sluddle

to cuddle someone against their will while they are asleep.

I wake up early every morning so i can sluddle Dave.

by Bunikin August 29, 2006

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

Love Sludge

A higher than usual viscosity of seminal fluid used to impregnate a female. Can also be used to blob ones eye socket for "pink eye" purposes.

"Allan spuffed a massive load of his love sludge in and around Sabrina's snatch"

by Spunkbowser May 15, 2014

Florida slider

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

frosty slide

When a ton of dudes cum on a slip-n-slide, then slide down it face first with their tounges out. Slide

"Hey, what are you doing tonight, Tim?" "Me and the guys from work are gonna do a frosty slide tonight!" Slide

by Sausagewallet69 June 24, 2017