Slopabottomus

The ultimate bottom. Loose hole that has been filled by large cock often.

As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date

Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut

by duckslikerain April 16, 2013

slop-o-dop

Short for slop-o-dopsauros. When one gets incredibly inebriated, sloppy, or schnazzered. In this process of intoxication, the inner beast comes out. One trots along as if they own the world, while using such a booming voice individuals miles away can hear it clearly. Despite the feelings of greatness when one is slop-o-dop, they are in reality going to pay the next morning with a hangover and a discussion of embarrassing actions.

Dude, she was so slop-o-dop last night she was slurring her words and yelling about sloppy vaginas.

by marcski11 December 14, 2006

UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

by pollup January 11, 2008

slop jar

A bedside chamber pot.

Takeshia turned over the slop jar when she jumped out of bed this morning.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

slop box

A sloppy box, a nasty and over-used vagina.

Kara has a pretty face, but I wouldn't touch her slop box with a ten foot pole.

by Phil A. Sheo January 27, 2007

slop-tart

One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.

Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.

by aladiesman October 17, 2008

Slop Mop

A woman of ill repute who has rightfully earned her shame by hooking-up with anyone and is willing to do anything.

Friend 1: Damn, Jenny will hook-up with just about anyone, and she is such a freak!

Friend 2: Oh, honey, I know. I feel bad for her future husband. The girl's just a slop mop.

by mebematt77 December 3, 2009