slothicide

1. when a sloth attacks a human and is resaulted in injury or death.

2. a sudden wave of laziness.

1. he died in a tragic slothicide accident

2. i was going to go to work today, but i got a case of slothicide

by jenna and connor and brandon September 19, 2007

Slothiness

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Snothing

An act that, if explained, would cause one to orgasm and die immediately after. To snoth with someone is three times as deadly as doing Charlie Sheen.

"Dude, That girl was snothing all up on me at the dance"

"Hey, me and Danika snothed so hard last night"

by ThatGuyInTheSpeedo October 1, 2011

Slotting

A vulgar term referring to the act of sex

Past tense: Slotted

Bob: Check out the ass on that bird
Dave: Mate I've been slotting that for a while now.

by Bobfishnoodle April 14, 2017

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012