Sloppy

Giving head

Hey man she owes you a sloppy

by Awesome shark July 7, 2020

sloppy dumptruck

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.

She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!

by JDJVes June 7, 2017

Sloppsy

When a girl your partying with is tipsy, but acting like a sloppy drunk.

"Dude i went to a party last night and Jamie was so sloppsy she had like only 3 beers but was having anal sex and shitting everywhere"
"Dude WTF how sloppsy was she?"
"Enough to shit everywhere"

by Ricky Utopia April 8, 2008

Shopportunistic

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.

Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.

by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008

Sloppy Chocolate

n. a fat african american person

A-Philly is such a sloppy chocolate!!!!!

by Dikembe Mutumbo June 4, 2003

A1 sloppy toppy

The act of giving some bomb ass head

I gave him some A1 sloppy toppy last nite and now he won't stop calling me

by ErikaLust May 3, 2018

Sloppy Ronald

A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.

Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008