sloppage

When the winter weather is so bad that there is a lot of snow/slush on the side of the road. Sloppage occurs when you swerve your car to splash that mess on people going by. I'm sure accidental Sloppage occurs, and for that we apologize... we were truely aiming for someone else.

Dude #1: What happened to you?
Dude #2:(covered in dirty slush) I was on my way to class and I totally caught royal SLOPPAGE. Had to skip it and change.

The weather was so crappy that when I saw that jackass Dave walking, I knew I absolutely HAD to cover him in SLOPPAGE with my jeep.

by YZMA SKYE in her own words January 26, 2014

Slomp

The act of bailing or ditching. To stand someone up. Or even to be incredibly stupid.

"He totally Slomped Me"

by Ashleigh1324 April 10, 2008

sloman

A unique way in which one can cause a balls up in any situation

You really slomaned that up!

by davedavedave October 8, 2013

slumpage

The act of one being slumped af.

Mike told his friends he was feeling slumpage.

by BigChief20 October 5, 2020

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Slompy

A gay.

He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?

by slompador March 14, 2010

slomp

How one sits at the computer.

Luke slomped (or *was slomping*) at the computer.

by Jiblob August 5, 2006