Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Slombat

The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.

Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!

by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008

slomb

simply lay on my bed tonight

cant wait to slomb tonight

by squirb said this June 3, 2020

Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

Slobk

A Succa Azz, Bitch Azz, Punk Azz Blood!!!

C-Dawg #1 - Yo, U See Dat Slobk Ova Derr, Let'z Go Get It Hiz Azz!!

C-Dawg #2 - Fuck Yea! FucC^ Hiz Bitch Azz Up Yo!

by C-Dawg407 May 30, 2008