Somali Cuisine

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

Somali

Beautiful people, who happen to be a race...don't call them black. You will get attacked!

"I am Somali, not black... because I am good looking duh"

by Bunny573 May 30, 2007

Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.

"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"

by ExtremelyWhiteMan October 23, 2014

Somali

Beautiful East Africans who are tall, vary from extremely light - dark skinned. Wavy Hair or Curly Hair. High Superiority Complex and do not group them selves as black,They are sometimes confused as brazilians or west indian. Somali's are of arab/african descent. Somali's are NOT BLACK, they are SOMALI you can argue and say yes they are. but fuck no we are not blacks. we have caucasian and arab features.

by the way NO SUCH THING AS SOMALIAN DUMBFUCKS ITS SOMALI

White girl: What do you think that girl walking by is ?

White girl2: I dont know probably west indian lets go ask her

white girls : hey we couldnt figure out what you were what are you ?

Somali girl : Im Somali

by reer-afgoye May 15, 2009

somalian

They are the greatest people alive. not like those filthy pikeys, we have great jobs. Regarded by other people as 'don'

Person A: am i in heaven?
person B: No your with the somalians

by THEDON123 December 10, 2010

somalian

black person who rides with crews and h8's any1 but their own crew

by steve loka July 12, 2003