Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.

My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023

Slippery Dick

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.

Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Slippery Nickel

The act of changeing sexual positions without takeing your penis out. Sometimes refered to as the Manhatten Transfer.

Lisa went from doggy-style to reverse cowgirl without removeing Jed's dick and successfully completed the slippery nickel

by Sticky3030 February 6, 2010

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle

Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

by Hater67876 May 14, 2019

Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »

Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.

by a_bigyoshi December 3, 2021