slinky dinky

a really soft and elongated, crushed dick that hurts like satans man tits

me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"

by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019

Modern Slinky

someone that cant pronounce there R's.

rye no ruff about rediting modern slinky

by qUADLARRY June 2, 2011

White Slinky

A very boney, skinny and albino boy.

Mason is such a white slinky.

by sclgan September 1, 2016

slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019

Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

by Mikis January 2, 2015

The Winky Slinky

A sex position where you hang from the roof while your part hangs on your titties.

Hey babe you want to do the winky slinky with me.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

slinky in the quad

Getting butt fucked with a curly dick in a public place on campus.

My ass hurts from a slinky in the quad.

by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022