A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
Get the slinky drivermug. by sinkman September 25, 2018
Get the Slinky Chinkmug. by qUADLARRY June 2, 2011
Get the Modern Slinkymug. by sclgan September 1, 2016
Get the White Slinkymug. When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.
by Mikis January 2, 2015
Get the Cock Slinkymug. by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022
Get the Hood slinkymug. by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022
Get the slinky in the quadmug.