Sitter

A person who finds deep spiritual meaning in sitting. Can sit for hours without shame. Often found on couches, bean bags, or cold bathroom floors scrolling reels.

"Don't ask Raj to go out. He's a sitter — the couch is his soulmate."

by Cherry 🌸 August 5, 2025

belt sitter

a dumbass fucking bitch

blob is a belt sitter

by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021

sitter

Used in UK for football
Refers to when someone misses an open goal, a very easy goal which should have been scored

How did you not score? That was a sitter!

by 345rtg3dd July 26, 2021

Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.

That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.

by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 15, 2019

Fat Sitter

Ripping a mean burnout and sitting still.

“Yo check out that dude doing a fat sitter!”

by Skiddymcgee July 9, 2020

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

chop sitter

A sitter for guns, safes, guard dogs, etc. very high profile.

That nigga so lucky, he got a chop sitter for all his shit

by freakindasheets June 29, 2020