Sexual act where a female wears a strap-on, delivers anal sex to a male in missionary position while simultaneously stroking his penis with two hands.
The actions involved would be similar to a fighter pilot holding a joystick, while executing advanced evasive flight maneuvers in the cockpit.
The actions involved would be similar to a fighter pilot holding a joystick, while executing advanced evasive flight maneuvers in the cockpit.
Josh Will asked Karly if she wanted to ride the flight simulator, he was too tired and wanted to lay down for the night.
by the great knife January 16, 2011
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by Not Christine November 20, 2010
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by k2aileron December 10, 2008
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The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.
The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.
Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!
by GrockRocket November 20, 2010
Get the Shmüzle mug.A portmanteau of simultaneous and listen, a simulisten occurs when two or more people in an IRC channel, on Facebook, or on a message board decide to listen to an album simultaneously. Usually accompanied by unanimous praise and multiple users quoting the lyrics.
Adam: dude bro wanna simulisten that new eminem shit
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?
Billy: shit yeah bro gimme a sec to queue it up
Adam: okay ready, 3 2 1 GO
Billy: fuck yeah
Charlie: what are you two idiots doing
Adam: we're simulistening the new eminem joint, you in?
by z-totha-rb November 5, 2010
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Person 2: "The most relevant game out there, godammit."
1: "Which is..."
2: "Tuber simulator!!! Also sub to pewdiepie and unsubscribe to T-Series."
Person 2: "The most relevant game out there, godammit."
1: "Which is..."
2: "Tuber simulator!!! Also sub to pewdiepie and unsubscribe to T-Series."
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