When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.
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A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.
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1. - Where's Bill?
-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.
2. To friend as he is leaving your house:
-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.
-You fucking asshole.
-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.
2. To friend as he is leaving your house:
-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.
-You fucking asshole.
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Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.
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