Stop Simping September

Stop Simping September is basacly for the whole month of September you are not allowed to simp for anyone you talk to

SSS or Stop Simping September

by Marvin Dude Official YT January 16, 2021

Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet

Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys”
Boys: Quit Simping bro...

by Smallppalex April 10, 2021

Simpin

when you listen to sad music because you are in so much pain and you feels broken :(

me: bro I be Simpin
bro: its really that bad?

by truthurts69 July 4, 2019

Rachel Simkin

Smart , loyal and honest girl with a sense of humour and is passionate about dancing.

Person1: she looks like a Rachel; smart honest loyal and a sense of humour! 🦄

Person2: I'd say a Rachel Simkin because she is very passionate about dance! 👸🏼

Person1: oh yeh 🙂

by Nugget chump September 4, 2016

Synchronized Simping

When two bros care so much about hoes that they enter into a mutual state of transdimensional simpness. They are forever bonded in their way of simp. THE SIMP BOND IS UNBREAKABLE!

"Yo I heard Tim and Max were Synchronized Simping over _______ yesterday."
"Aye bro, you heard that new track where thekidszn and Disturb are simps? Yea its called Movie Sh~t on soundcloud"

by disturb_muzik April 2, 2020

Simping

V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female

Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.

Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!

Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!

by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019

Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008