Simpatry

chasing a person being male or female in the pursuit of dick or coochie

lil frie committing simpatry chasin an e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simpathizer

A person who sympathizes to simps.

E-thots and Patreon Hoes are simpathizers.

by Orinos March 16, 2020

Simpiakos

Jayden

Jayden is een simpiakos

by Jsygay May 2, 2020

Simphony

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak

I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simpable

Someone so god damn hot that they're a simp magnet no matter where they go.

"I don't know guys, Markiplier IS a pretty simpable guy.

by _LocaVoid_ July 12, 2020

simphee

The art of being a mega simp only to have your heart broken by female streamers and then almost drowning your friend with internet points

I logged into my computer the other night and went onto twitch only to be simphee'd. I then spent the rest of my night on discord

by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020

simpshame

Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.

"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."

by Tehtrueblooky September 3, 2020