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Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.
Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!
by Anabasis March 18, 2010
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shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery
Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!
by sweepie May 21, 2015
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simmer

a person who plays the sims alot and never stops playing it
i have been a simmersince 2003
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017
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Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known
When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"
by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017
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Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.
Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.
by Stangaland June 24, 2017
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simmele

That is such a Simmele
by Thahsghahshhs May 29, 2018
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