Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015

simmer

a person who plays the sims alot and never stops playing it

i have been a simmersince 2003

by justasimfan December 5, 2016

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

simmele

A nigga that loves booty.

That is such a Simmele

by Thahsghahshhs May 29, 2018