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Jeff Schultz

The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).
go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said
by Helmut S July 10, 2009
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Renee Schultz

Renee Schultz is the founder of Renasia. She makes the people of Renasia very happy with her smile and laughter. She has an extreme love for God that she loves to share with everybody! She's going to change the world one day <3
Don't worry about Renee Schultz... It's because she's Renasian :P
by smileduh May 1, 2010
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schultzy

the name given to a fat unattractive kid who casually likes to tuck his dick between his legs and dance naked in front of a mirror.
ew, colton is doing a schultzy
by freddy eddy April 23, 2009
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Dirty Schultz

Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.
by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003
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Schultz Brothers

Two brothers (Dave and Mark Schultz) won the 1984 olympics, and forever will carry on as legands. Also, Kristy Schultz, (Wife of Mark Schultz) Wrestled on Team Foxcatcher, and wrestled in the Womans World Championchips, and placed 5th.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
"have you seen that kid wrestle?"
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
by Katy Stone April 24, 2012
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shulter

A dumbass, who fucks wives, and would sleep with a horse if drunk enough. Probably drive a slow-ass car and dreams about jacking off in his sleep.
I'd Shulter your wife tonight if I have the chance.
by Jackhammer2015 January 8, 2015
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captain schultz

Borrowing from other Captain ranked negatives(see Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight) a Captain Schultz is the douche canoe at the worst end of the dish it/take it spectrum. Usually running a joke/prank farther in the ground than acceptable to even the least socially adept individuals (Ex. Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, or an adult with downs that has been telling the same knock knock joke for 27 years) upon having the same joke/prank pulled on him, stomps around throwing a bitch fit big enough to sap the fun out of any environment.

Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Carl: You know how Randy thinks its still funny to hide people’s shoes?

Don: You didn’t…

Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.

Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.

Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…

Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
by Mxyzsptlk June 29, 2014
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