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Rocky Mountain Showdown

The yearly football game played between archrival schools Colorado State University and the University of Colorado. The game is played at Invesco Field at Mile High.
Did you get your tickets for The Rocky Mountain Showdown yet?
by Bucknasty Blaser August 9, 2008
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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Shroudians

Players of TNR (TheNinja-RPG) from Shroud village.
Hello Shroudians!
We Shroudians pwn all.
by qwertyx7 May 2, 2007
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High Noon Showdown

A type of race in which two drivers are on opposite ends of the street. The "high noon showdown" takes place when there are cars parked on both sides of the street, and the "winner" is the one who gets through first. Many people tend to take the "run and gun" technique to win at these intense competitions. This is where they use the brutal strength of their engine to scare the competition to backing down. Other typical types of racing are the "Bright and Flight" style where the one racer tries to blind the other driver with his/her brights and burn rubber through the playing field.

To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.

The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.
"DAAAAAAMMN dude, yesterday I totally pulled out a shake and bake on this old grandma weilding a old trailblazer during a High Noon Showdown, she didn't know what hit her after I blinded her with my Highs."

"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"
by El Chongo December 9, 2008
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Shrow

A story-teller and liar-mouth with tales grandiose and colorful enough to get listeners to, not only laugh out loud, but also accept. Even though most people deep down feel germed-up and sauteed in WRONG SAUCE for taking a Shrow's "word for it," they justify the gross, dumb feelings they must endure by the belly laugh that was just shrowed upon them.

2.) A jackass with comedic talent.
Man, I almost kicked that dudes ass for rear ending me and not having insurance, but after he shrowed me with his story, I forgot to even get his number 'cos I was laughing so hard.
by DutchieD187 January 23, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Showdown

If challenged to an urban dictionary showdown, you must both immediately hit the random button at the same time, regardless of situation, lack of required limbs or mid-masturbation, and see who gets the funniest results.
Ben, I challenge you to an Urban Dictionary Showdown!

But I've got a King Kong boner and it won't go away

Get the fuck in here!
by Ben Ajayi-Obe March 1, 2012
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Shroud of Urine

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.
"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."
by Dr. Schlong July 24, 2008
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