Shrek

My daddy. Don't go in his swamp unless you are the lucky kid who gets invited by the lord and savior himself.

I wanna have sex with shrek

by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018

Shrek

Shrek movies determine how good the year is based on how many shrek movies released

Obama is the best president because he has the most shrek movies released in the time he was president

by Succcmytoe December 5, 2018

Shrek

Thicc

Shrek thicc

by Shreklover66 February 23, 2019

Shrek

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”

2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

by Hitler the great June 9, 2020

Shrek

God

The children prayed to shrek

by Fat blubber October 16, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.

Shrek is love shrek is life

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019