Obama is the best president because he has the most shrek movies released in the time he was president
by Succcmytoe December 5, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. My daddy. Don't go in his swamp unless you are the lucky kid who gets invited by the lord and savior himself.
by thatissomebullshit!!! May 7, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”
by Hitler the great June 9, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017
Get the Shrekmug. 

