Shrek

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”

2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

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Shrek thicc

by Shreklover66 February 23, 2019

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Shrek movies determine how good the year is based on how many shrek movies released

Obama is the best president because he has the most shrek movies released in the time he was president

by Succcmytoe December 06, 2018

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by Fat blubber October 16, 2019

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My daddy. Don't go in his swamp unless you are the lucky kid who gets invited by the lord and savior himself.

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A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece

Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

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This green ogre who has a don.... just watch the film man and get off your phone it's 3 am.

SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... the Shrek anthem ( all star by SmashMouth)

by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018

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