shellatio

the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart

What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.

by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005

Yellow Shoelaces

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008

Shoelace Drift

When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man

by Gilbert Diamond February 21, 2015

shoelace belt

a shoelace belt is worn by a skateboarder because a regular belt hurts when you fall on it (especially the buckle) and gets in the way when your doing aerial tricks.

tying a shoelace around your waist as if it were a belt, hence shoelace belt

by Sk8Status October 30, 2010

shellacked

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

Shillanty

A bowl breaking coil that stinks to high heaven.
An ass-streatching loaf that brings tears to your eyes and to those in its presence.
A shit

After the chili eating contest Leon painted the bowl with a huge shillanty.

by GeoffChristie January 22, 2006

Shoelace Headband

A shoelace worn wrapped around head in place of a headband.

Helpful because if you need to, you can untie it and use in place of rope.

Shoelace headband:
Elizabeth wore a black and white whole ace headband that day.

How it's helpful:
Elizabeth was in the girls bathroom, when she relized that the door didn't have a lock. She unties her shoelace headband and ties the door to the broken lock on the wall to hold shut the door.

by RoxieRockerGirl October 8, 2011