Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.
BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"
by John Gladney August 25, 2006
When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
by Brian_D November 18, 2007
Superhero static shock whoop whoop!
by stewfoo January 09, 2005
The shock of moving from one culture to another often associated with laws, traditions, food, music and general lifestyle choices.
Guy 1: Dude, American beer is so gassy it just makes me feel bloated.
Guy 2: I hear European beer is better, with added hops or something.
Guy 1: Just adding to the culture shock.
Guy 2: I hear European beer is better, with added hops or something.
Guy 1: Just adding to the culture shock.
by Highlander. February 09, 2010
A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
by Buck Futt April 03, 2010
A state of antsiness or anxiety when one goes too long without seeing pictures of Adam Lambert or hearing his music. A common find in Glamberts and Lambskanks.
Kav: What's wrong with you? You're all jumpy and antsy.
Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!
Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!
by dee_nasir May 30, 2009
When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.
Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em
by MCheucastro September 24, 2009