Showing card tricks to a dog

Trying to a explain something that's very complex to someone that doesn't understand the basic fundamentals the thing you are explaining is based on.

I tried to explain it to him, but he kept asking the same non sequitur questions over and over. I felt like I was showing card tricks to a dog.

by Al Benedict November 14, 2010

Shobna

A person who is ornamental, shining and independent. Elegancy is the key for the name.

A girl who walks in wonderland full of wanderlust.

Shobna is a daydreamer.
Shobna loves to decorate things and she is very creative.

by PannaCotta May 20, 2015

showin up

Acting dumb to impress others, usually friends.

ayo, why you showin' up ?

by Anonymous March 27, 2005

Shominate

To utterly DESTROY the competition. Combination of SHIT ON and DOMINATE.

The Cincinnati Bengals will SHOMINATE the Pittsburgh Steelers this year.

by Goat Fish September 2, 2009

showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.

Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.

by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018

Showing Puss

Showing puss can be described as going all in. Whether it is you actually flashing vag or just a full send with the boys either way you're showing puss.

Doug: "Hey Cody, did you slam that gymnast last night and the waitress?"
Cody: "Fuck yeah eh!"
Doug: "You were definitely showing puss last night!"
Cody: "And so were they!"

by Lsizzle October 31, 2018

Shoingay

A flaming homosexual.

SHOINGAY *shoingay hands*

by kmp6973 May 9, 2019