Shmap

Used when someone is talking a load of crap or has been acting stupid all day.

OR just generally used wen ur dissing somebody saying that they are boring,uncool e.t.c

Ur talking shmap!
OR
Argh! John is being soo annoying
Don't worry he's so shmap anyway.

by ...this 1s 4 u! November 9, 2004

Shmohawk

describes an erratic and often dangerous driver

"Did that effing shmohawk just cut me off?!!"

by L. David January 22, 2009

shmog

to be a dick. to do something unworthy to someone

don't shmog on my parade, it was alot of work!

by Jesse Bowden December 3, 2007

Shlopday

The Day After Sunday and Before Monday

'Happy Shlopday!'

by Lily Shields October 23, 2008

Shlop Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the bath. The sound caused by the motion of the act resembles a slopping or shlopping sound - hence the derivative of the name "shlop dog"

I just had a shlop dog

How was your shlop dog?

I caused a bit of a mess while having a shlop dog.

by noodleluca August 19, 2010

shmogamy

a word used to call someone stupid or gay

michael; hey kieran, you lanky prick
kieran ; Nae Shmogamy You Fat Basterd

by boomtownsfinest October 22, 2006

Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.

Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.

by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010