Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023

Shmigler

When you discover a young lad from whinmoor who’s has a body built like a cheese string and stinks of lard

Yo Jackson, you’re a straight shmigler you.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Shmeglion

A religion that live on the shmeglion base

I am apart of the Shmeglion race

by ElL3T July 14, 2024

Shmekle

Formal version of calling someone "Retarded but not retarded enough to be considered retarded"
Smekli for plural

"You are a shmekle."
"Look at all these smekli."

by salmon senpai 69 December 27, 2025

Shmiglet

That little annoying extra bit of nail that gets left behind when you decide to randomly pull out a hangnail

"Aw dang it, theres still a bit of shmiglet stuck in my thumb"

by Feeferson January 16, 2026