Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

Shweat

The awful BO smell of an obese roommate who doesn't shower

The amount of shweat in this house is too damn high!

by fedoompach November 5, 2014

Shmatty

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shmata

A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it

Get that damn shmata you shmuk!

by neil S April 27, 2006

Shweats

That chilly, sweaty feeling you get when you get a really bad cramp and there is no toilet available, and you're pretty sure you are about to shit yourself.

Tim, did that bucket of chicken upset your delicate colon?

Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"

by Gummonkey September 15, 2009