cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

by eric February 4, 2005

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018

shagging

A heavy defeat in sport

"Our team got a complete shagging today!"

by Cal24 December 28, 2005

Slogging

When a male or a female pursues someone of the opposite sex relentlessly, to a radical extent to establish some sort of intimate relationship though it has been made plainly clear that the relationship is to go nowhere except friends at most. Best associated with crazed ex's who haven't gotten over their ex.

Slogging- Describes action.
Slogger- Describes a person.

Example 1:
Bro 1: So bro, I'm gonna ask Jessica to a nice dinner this time, what do you think?

Bro 2: I think you should stop being such a bloody slogger.

Example 2:
We broke up over a month ago and Mary is STILL slogging me! I cant take it anymore bruh!

by Fidoraguylol November 8, 2009

Sheep shagging

The English Welsh and Irish are all dirty sheep shagging shit head bastards but so are the niggers have you seen what they skid marks to do the goats and sheep in Africa are they give them a new arsehole

Did you see them sheep shagging bastards up in africa with their big shit dick fucking anything that moves.

by English are trannys December 14, 2021