Gone shroomin’

Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.

“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”

by scaglad October 2, 2018

Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017

Shkook

To squeeze someone in an uncomfortable body part (eg. inner thigh) to create a flinching reaction. After the deed being done the "Shkooker" will then proceed to yell "Shkook" as loud as possible.

Idan squeezed Cole's triceps and yelled "Shkook" which caused Cole to flinch and yell "DAMNIT"

by KerianLee March 28, 2009

shloom

The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".

"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."

by "Rowdy" Roddy Johnson June 27, 2009

shroomboy

Shitty degenerates who mostly strive to attack people, usually a big group of shitty friends but they're now expanding their awful, awful pack.
They originate from G+, and aren't as special anymore.

Jesse: Aren't you glad that James of the shroomboy's got suspended? If only it was permanent..
Hannah: Yeah, he's pretty gay, dude. He doesn't deserve the respect he gets.

by KONC January 7, 2018

shroomy

behavior charateristic of one under the influence of mushrooms.

"You see that guy on the basketball court who just stares at the lights, and never grabs the ball? Yeah, shroomy."

by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006

Shroomie

Best friend, buddy, or roommate that you do shrooms with. You can use this term to call your friends even if you don't do shrooms, or do shrooms with them. In other words, you can just be good friends with them and not do shrooms, or just not do shrooms with them, or you can. It goes either way. Alternatively, "shroomie" can just mean good friend.

Supp, shroomie?

OR:

Person 1: Watchya doin' this weekend?
Person 2: Oh not much, just chillin' with my shroomies.

by kittykatmeow! April 10, 2008