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Shlitter

When you watch a movie trailer and it leaves you in absolute awe and pining for the movie release.. only to find months later the movie is shit.
All that glitters...is shit.
Nigel couldn't wait to watch that film he'd watched the glittering trailer for at least 100 times, only to discover it was a total piece of shit and a waste of time and money. That trailer was 'Shlitter'.
by HandShAndy98♧ September 13, 2023
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Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.
That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!
by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024
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seed spitter

A person who spits the seed of a man
Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016
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head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.
by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017
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One eyed yogurt spitter

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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