shitload

Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes:
donkey load -> assload -> buttload -> shitload

It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

by puresex September 28, 2005

Shitlord

A small craft consisting of beads melted into a pattern by way of iron. Common uses: necklace, keychain, general symbol of power

Dude your shitlord is rad!

by hjsdfksd asdjksdksd December 21, 2008

Shitlord

Shitlord, a word deprived from the online gaming community "DayZ" where players fight zombies and build encampments for themselves and friends. The word was brought to light when lots of players in PvP and RP server would pick on other players for "shitty" military outfits.

It has become a common occurrence on DayZ servers to call other players "Shitlords" and mock them for their playstyle and choice of clothing. The phrase is also echoed amongst some of the biggest and best RP and PvP servers on the platform becoming a harmless running joke.

Tony lived on a farm, but dressed like a military man, he looks like such a shitlord.

by British Survivor Will November 17, 2020

Shitlord

Trolls that often act like 12 year old boys at recess by spewing insults at people they think they are better than including anyone that isn't a thin white WASP male, but especially social justice warriors, women, and fatties.

That shitlord just said natural selection will take care of the fatties.

by HelloTyger April 15, 2015

shitlord

An aggressive government paid troll who cyber bullies any one investigating government criminal conspiracy. These agent provokatuers use fake profiles, usually under an ironic name with some cartoon image for their profile. The most profilic of these are Hasbara Agents of the Israeli intelligence Service, but they also troll the David Icke, 9/11 truther, CIA torture program and attempt to rewrite history, terrorize academics and blatantly attack people who offer differing information to official propagandist sources.

I was up all night being belittled by some Shitlord web snitch who was trying to say the US govt wasnt involved in Death Squads across Latin America, or that the Israelis never made quite a large revenue from arming third world dictatorships. I hate those web fascists.

by dr sodmzr January 10, 2015

metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.

dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

shirtloadz

A really awesome website where people can trade their clothes for free!!!!!
Yeah, that's right people free!!!!

Person 1: Dang it! I have too many cat shirts!
Person 2: Just go to Shirtloadz and swap it!
Person 1: Yes! Now I can get more cat shirts!
Person 2: *Sighs*

by shirtloadz September 1, 2019