Smitfaced

The acting of getting drunk with someone nicknamed Smitty.

After prom we're all going back to her house and getting smitfaced!

by jakemewilson September 13, 2011

Stupid Shitface

An Inbred retarded niggerfuck Barack Obama Bin Laden

Do you know if that stupid shitface nigger is still alive?
Unfortunately the inbred retarded niggerfuck Barack Obama Bin Laden still breathes, hopefully one day that fucking nigger will be 5 feet underground.

by DieNiggerfuckObamaBinLaden September 16, 2022

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.

1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

by Cu2Au April 23, 2006

Shitfacebook

Writing and regretting what you write on facebook while drunky.

The hangover intensified after I remembered shitfacebooking last night before I vomited.

by Bfjerky May 9, 2009

Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.

Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?

by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009

shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008