shitstain

A really fucking stupid person you can't rely to do anything on.

A spot where your child or pet decided it would be a good idea to take a shit, thus leaving a shitstain.

''You shitstain, you can't do anything!''

''I need you to clean that shitstain our dog left.''

by Namaste_Bitches February 16, 2017

Shitstake

A really bad mistake.
A mistake no one benefits from.

I accidentally left the window open and now it’s cold, what a shitstake.

by Mike poncho November 14, 2020

shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

Shitstack

To tackle someone so hard, both the aggressor and victim land a seemingly unreasonable distance away.

Curt shitstacked him to the next block.

I will shitstack to the moon, bro.

There was a good deal of shitstacking during the football game.

by Clara Clayton April 8, 2017

shiteater

one who eats, behaves like, or ingests shit. usually used as an insult or compilment LOL

"You fucking shiteater!"

by wtflolbbqrotfl June 3, 2008

shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.

I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.

by chewbeca August 8, 2009