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shitmealcumpie

When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hot semen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.
Last night Jerald decided to eat a shitmealcumpie for dessert.
by Diarrhea Lord April 21, 2024
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shitshark

Shitshark: a word to describe feminist cancer white women, or undesirable white women who are unable to attract white males, so they must stoop to the lowest of the lowest pools of men, where they will attract an Indian male. Not to be confused with their closely related cousin the “Mudshark”, who only thirsts for black males, the Shitshark only thirsts for Indian males…the shitshark’s pool fall into a lower caste system than the mudshark’s pool.

The Indian male being the shit that the Shitshark desires will typically mate with the Shitshark for a step up on the human-capitol totem-poll ensuring that his spawn will be a little less brown-skinned, and therefore gain more human-capitol than himself. Or perhaps, the Indian male will mate with the Shitshark to obtain citizenship in a western country far away from the 3rd world shit hole that they originate from. similarly to the mudhsark’s prey which are black males, the Indian male could also mate with the Shitshark so that he can be economically taken care of, exchanging sex and intimacy for food and shelter.

Finally, the main reason we differentiate shitsharks from mudsharks, is that Indian people not only shit in the streets & wipe with bare hands, but also, they enjoy eating cow shit as a delicacy. whereas mudshark prey (black males) do not typically eat shit and publicly shit in the streets.

Credit: Jan & Geoff
That Shitshark loves going to tandoori flame buffet, it’s her main pool for picking up jeets (jeets = Indian men).
by Man_handler May 21, 2024
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Shitmare

(Noun) The act of one shitting themself in an overwhelming nightmare.
Hey man, I had a shitmare last night.
by JTWX May 27, 2024
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shitsparkles

the result of eating a large amount of food grade glitter.
I gotta lay off the fairy bread, I've got the shitsparkles.
by AngryCnut July 10, 2024
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shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.
"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
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Shitstar

The term for a Ridstar that is shitty
Greg has just bought a shitstar
by Otistube1 August 2, 2025
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That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?
by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024
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