shimmeh

someone who is really leet and smart

see that guy? hes like shimmeh, he be smart taipe

by leeteh November 17, 2003

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009

swimmerproblems

Problems an amazing group of athletes sometime have with their sport. It's usually something to do with their coach, or appearance.

ie. awkward tan lines, hard sets, having no time of their own, not being able to seep in on weekends, never having enough food

"Hey man, can you come to the party tonight?"
"Sorry, I have practice."
"Yeah. You got swimmerproblems."

by live_the_chlorine_life February 5, 2014

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.

John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body

A hot guy, whos very fit and swims.
Originates from a hannah montanah episode

A: did u see jack?
B: noo
A: ohh thats too bad hes a hottie lamati with the swimmers body
B: oooh sounds nice. whered you see him?

by fgvhbnvfghbjnkm September 29, 2012