Shiwots

SHIWOTS is an abbreviation for the saying "Some How I Wouldn't Of Thought So". The majority of the time it is used to counter someones comment that they have either exaggerated or was lead to believe was the truth, when in actual fact they have no idea what they are talking about. It can also be used when a human is says something and is clearly being sarcastic about it, then will follow his comment with the word SHIWOTS. SHIWOTSY is also a common way to pronounce it due the ease it flows off the tounge..

Example 1.
Gary - "Man that chick I got creepy with last was a fucking rig"
Richard - "Ahhhhh Shiwots"

Example 2.
Gary got all over last night and woke up feeling like a fish aka he was super slung.. He spent over 200 bucks and now has zero dollars in his bank account. He also crept out a big stinka, they exchanged numbers and she now wants to go out again tonight. Gary fucking cares about this chick..

GARY "does anyone want any piss from the bottlo, im keen to get on it again soon. Im probably gona invite that chick over for some drinks as well before we go to this hella exy bar aka....... SHIIIIIWOTSY"

by Ornashay Effnay April 12, 2010

Shilong nap

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

shiglot

A word used for a cry baby

That boy was such a shiglot

by H311o y0u July 28, 2017

shigotang

To get a very quick nicotine high

You ni🅱️🅱️a pass that juul, lemme see dat juulius so I can get shigotang

by Terp February 25, 2018

shikot

1.When you haven't had a wank in like a month then you cum loads and it gets all over your hand
2.when you ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet in class and she says no then you shit yourself and it goes over a load of people including your girlfriend and no one is aloud in that room for a week

Pewdiepie said what a shikotting nigger

Keemstar said every body in the chat type Alex is a shikotting nigger

by Supin May 10, 2018

shilt

the feeling of shame and guilt for doing something shitty

i feel a lot of shilt

by jill kelby February 5, 2019

Shilong

Normal sized dick

shilong

by Icetea27 May 29, 2019