storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass

Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?

by Spatwu May 27, 2024

mr. sheldon

Mr. Sheldon is an old man who is a nonce, he's obsessed with one particular student in his maths class. Therefore, if you may know any Mr. Sheldon, i advise you to stay away from him at all costs.

Mr. Sheldon: *walks passed*
Student he's obsessed with: F*CK IT'S MR. SHELDON!!!

by immapersonyoudontknow May 27, 2019

Sheldon

A sexy guy who never caps

Damn Sheldon really doesn't cap

by TheBiggieGuy June 6, 2020

Sheldon Creed

The greatest racing driver to ever live !

The 2020 NASCAR Craftsman Truck series champion, the winningest driver in Stadium SUPER Trucks of all-time with 39 wins and two championships.

Truly, he is the racing driver of all-time, he's so MUCH better than that fraud Austin Hill, who costed him his first win in NASCAR Xfinity. Shame on him ! All hail the great Sheldon Creed !

Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELDON CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELDON CREED!!

by Vaxen (real) March 23, 2024

sheldon

Hottest chick around. Loves Busch. Knows how to have a good time, don't take no shit from no body.

#girlsname #notsheldoncooper

Sheldon, get the Busch. It's time to party.

by ab6789 February 15, 2017

Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object

"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sheldon

Sheldon is a guy who doesn’t really think before doing, he Is loyal but messes up, he will do anything for his family or the people he loves, he is a go to guy for advise and when you tell him to do something he will most likely do it even if it’s the dumbest thing in the world, and he will never give, and a guy who is somewhat religious

Sheldon was sitting in a room and saw a person cry and instead of going to eat he decided to talk to them

by Jessevalor11 October 14, 2019