bottom shelf

Low quality item. A non name brand product.

Room mate 1: "I bought Fruit-Os for breakfast."
Room mate 2: "You mean bottom shelf Fruitloops?"

by Businesstime September 7, 2007

shelf bra

Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:

1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.

For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.

Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.

by Cruel Elevator May 17, 2005

Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

by chocopath December 17, 2013

butt shelf

The top part of a nice round booty where the full butt cheeks meet the small of the back. It must jut out and fill a booty-loving man's heart with passionate desire.

Damn, look at that cute little thing with the nice curves. I just want to rest my face on that sweet butt shelf.

by 02050 loves 02333 November 16, 2011

Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

Shefed

Ecstasy can be swallowed, snorted, injected smoked, or shefed (insertion of pill into the anus) where it is absorbed.

that is why some people shefed. The stomach doesn't eat away at any of it and 100% of it goes right into the system.

by JuicyJ420 January 6, 2009