Sheezing

When you're wheezing but also texting and accidentally type 'sheezing'

Person 1: sends a meme
Person 2: LMAO im sheezing
Person 1: whats sheezing?
Person 2: I DONT KNOW BUT IM GONNA MAKE A DEFINITION OUT OF IT ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY
Person 1: you do you man

by cumfuzzledgirl November 24, 2021

Sheening

Thinking of someone you are sexually attracted to while you produce stool

I wanted to go to the bathroom but someone appears to be sheening in there. It’s loud. I want to go home and sheen in my own toilet

by carlayyyy April 23, 2022

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

sceeming

Getting To it. Doing anything to get it

"How you been bro?” Shii just been Sceeming

by Sceemm January 20, 2024

sheening

To milk your pineal gland.

Jesus was sheening by reciting the lords prayer.

by John Anirban February 12, 2024

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

Sheelings

Feelings that women confuse with truth.

- you have been IGNORING me all day!
- no babe, I’ve been busy at work, stop projecting your sheelings on me

by Somepersononline543210 May 22, 2025