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Last name of someone that is insane. Their a one of type phyco path that takes no shit from anyone. If anyone ever comes across one of them, in a fight or a time when their angry, avoid them at all costs. Never attempt to piss one off because it will only lead to your death. Many have tried, and failed. But no one knows who because their not around to tell anyone afterwords.
Most insane one ever recorded in history is Nicolas. No one knows the exact location of him, but FBI is still investigation his whereabouts.
by Mark Freeman April 10, 2005
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person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
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person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
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by shexcelent December 1, 2009
Get the shasterbate mug.(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.
(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.
by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005
Get the shabstinence mug.The act of taking a man's penis inside one's mouth and blowing a 'raspberry', or humming, whilst said penis is inside one's mouth. The aim of this is to send orgasmic vibrations down the shaft of the penis in order to give the receptor the best jizz of his life.
My girlfriend gave me a shaft raspberry last night, there was cum everywhere. It sounded gross, though.
by Brummo12 February 27, 2011
Get the Shaft Raspberry mug.A hilltop town in Dorset. Home to an abbey, Gold Hill, Tesco, and Shaftesbury School, and not much else except woods, fields, cows, rather nice country people and retired war veterans.
The people of Shaftesbury can take pride whilst gazing from their hill at the neighbouring towns such as Gillingham and Sturminster Newton. By doing this they are reminded of their superiority from the fact that they don't live in an imbred squalour dominated by chavs.
Recently however, the chav, have been advancing on the hill of Shaftesbury. The recent influx is thought to be from Gillingham of which the vermin seek the nearest Tesco Supermarket.
Precautionary measures have not yet been taken by the town council - also known as the 'Chimpanzee Committee' due to the large presence of Chimpanzees imported illegally from Gillingham School on the board of councilors.
The people of Shaftesbury can take pride whilst gazing from their hill at the neighbouring towns such as Gillingham and Sturminster Newton. By doing this they are reminded of their superiority from the fact that they don't live in an imbred squalour dominated by chavs.
Recently however, the chav, have been advancing on the hill of Shaftesbury. The recent influx is thought to be from Gillingham of which the vermin seek the nearest Tesco Supermarket.
Precautionary measures have not yet been taken by the town council - also known as the 'Chimpanzee Committee' due to the large presence of Chimpanzees imported illegally from Gillingham School on the board of councilors.
'Shaftesbury is the city of a dream' - Thomas Hardy
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