Smarticle

The dumb way of saying someone is intelligent.

Redneck 1: Boy, that thar Obama shure ain't a smarticle guy, tha way he dun ben runin our goveryment.

Redneck 2: Yep, I bet we wuda dun a beter job runin tha goveryment than he has!

by Ginger Wolf95 November 20, 2011

shartichoke

When one shart's himself while referring to a Plone site as an artichoke.

He let loose a shartichoke as he was discussing the lack of service being offered by Plone.

by Greco888 August 14, 2009

Smarticle

Saying that you are smart, but you're really not because your saying 'smarticle'.

I'm so smarticle because I know that 1+1 equals 2.

by Isabelle Clarke March 3, 2009

charticle

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.

3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.

Wanting to prove her point while not giving away too much information, Wanda produced a charticle.

by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009

Sharnacle

The crust that clings to your ass when you shart, much like barnacles that attach to the bottom of a boat. Shart + Barnacle = Sharnacle

Dude, did you just shart? You better go scrape the sharnacles off your ass.

by T-Shizzle January 19, 2013

shartleby

The lesser known, but equally feared cousin of Bartleby, Summoner Of Demons. He is known for his uncanny ability to cause explosive diarrhea and other such gastrointestinal maladies at cosmically inopportune times (esp. lunch box socials, church gatherings, board meetings).

When encountered on long road trips, frequent stops may become a necessity during critical situations involving aggressive wildlife species (eg. North American Ass-Grizzled Bear, Eastern Diamondback Bowelsnake, Drop Cookie Bear, Poopaconda, etc).

Devout Colonic Exorcists may be called in from the Colonic Arch Diocese, but only on rare occasions, when reading from the book of Immodium AD and 10 sets of Hail Kaopectate prove to be clinically ineffective.

"Did you hear about Mr. Colostenheim?"
"Yeah. He crapped the buffet at the company picnic Saturday. Do you think it was a message from Shartleby?"
"Nah. They took him to the hospital. Turns out his liver is failing and he's an alcoholic."
"I bet he eats dick."

by idbeholda1 May 11, 2016

Shartilage

To shart on ones ear causing shartilage damage

Bob: Ill shart on you!
Bob2: Noooo
Bob: hahahhaha
Bob2 no thats some juicy shartilage

by Sha Boi 123 April 26, 2017