sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

Sharked

A term used to describe when a male has successfully pulled your girlfriend/girl you have your eye on or girl you have already been chatting up. Can often result in small scale dancefloor fights between friends or strangers.

Dan, you have just been sharked by will, big time.

by The Finster chief June 9, 2007

Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

by vmrose August 22, 2007

sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

Shared Sacrifice

An excuse used by those who have more to take from those who have less.

Multi-national corporations, bankers, and politicians got us into this mess, but are asking Teachers, Nurses, Fire fighters, and Cops to make less money because we must make a shared sacrifice.

by salparadise March 18, 2011

slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009